I couldn't stalk Jenny Shimizu or keep up with some of my friends without a frickin Twitter so finally caved and made one. I promise you my life is not nearly interesting enough to "tweet" (ugh) about, much less blog about, but you can follow me if you'd like to hear me complain about moron drivers or go batshit over a sale on toilet paper. To each his own!

Click the image above or the flamingo in the side bar. Yes, it's a bird...flipping you the bird.