HOLD IT

Went to Barneys last weekend to do research on bag sizes before finally pulling the trigger. Saw the mini Pandora for the first time and this pony hair one was super not ugly. I could have easily hidden it under my parka and walked out but I wasn't wearing proper footwear to outrun the security guards. While most men are aloof and cannot stand shopping, Pixelman is detail-oriented and cannot stand shopping. He humors me though, for the sole reason of having a say in me not bringing home ugly things. He utilizes his veto powers left, right, and center. I was most surprised that out of all the amazing and completely-out-of-my-monetary-reach bags, he liked the Celine Cabas zip the most. I should clarify - it wasn't liked the most, it was only liked.

But in the imaginary world of money-is-no-object-whatrent?, I would choose the Luggage style in python. Seeing as how the cobra Cabas is no longer available. Or isn't it? See you in my dreams! Zzzzzzz.......*drives off in Lamborghini*

just kidding I like Volvos.