QUADRUPLE TAKE

I'm still in shock and awe over this revelation that Shiny Plastic Hag (#brotherfromanothermother) brought to my attention over the weekend. The left are the infamous Chloe Susan boots and the right are vintage Gianni Versace couture boots??
I know. You peedpooed yourself a little too?

MY BRAIN =

ACTUALLY, MORE LIKE...

isthisforreal?