SALE! SALE! SALE!
You're in luck today readers! Are you prepared for the most incredible homie discount? I will make you this exact shirt for only $1124.00! A savings of over 50% off the retail price. Why pay full price for this ripped tee with safety pins when you could get it for so much cheaper! Total steal right??
I mean, nobody buys Balmain at full price anymore right?? That's so 2009.
(Who says I don't love you?)